December12
Like Triffids, Only Gooier
You may not realize it, but i'm the most dazzling, if not downright spectacular, human being on the planet. You know, give or take a few billion.
TMZ dot com (which i've only read by accident), recently posted a grouping of "celeb packages". Dominic Monaghan of Lost fame, should send the TMZ crew a thank-you card and a box of bonbons for the esteem-raising publicity. We do like a man of substance. And speaking of celebs... Holy hell, Posen!
Everyone has the ability to create something spectacular. Except the dunderheads. And most republicans.
Spellcheck! Glad i was paying attention for a change before clicking "send". Assort and assrot really aren't quite the same thing, are they?
So what's up with those crazy rogue jellyfish, huh? Okay, maybe they had a sudden taste for salmon. Perfectly understandable. However... when they hit a dairy farm near Blackpool, be sure to wake me up.
Coolio: Letter of The Day, Lords of The Logistic, George Herriman, Howtoons, Dan Goodsell, Santa SuperBounce, Secret Fun Spot, Whoville Tree.
If you read the news, it's mostly holiday mayhem and general asshattery. Read this and you'll be much happier, wiser and gobs more charming.
Found sentence: It's the holidays. I don't do pithy on the holidays.
What's the last line of your favorite joke?
